Do All Scrum Lords Look Alike?

I'd hate to see what the Keynote Speaker looks like.

The Reality of Scrum

Also the layman's terms for the four criscosity levels of Pork Wax, with Violent Opposition having the highest criscosity.

Should You Leave The Scrum Off The Resume?

This is almost as bad as mentioning "Pork Wax" at a BBQ.

Drunk Scrum

Commitment: Creating scrum toons when you are drunk off your ass and no longer inspired by the Scrum Lord.

Giving Credit Where Credit Is Due

The Scrum Lord Has Some Bad News...

I think the bad news is that the burndowns will "flatline". RIP burndown.

Don't Deviate From Tasks

"Doesn't The Scrum Lord Look Angry?"